DuckFace – Reality Bites


DuckFace – IT ISN’T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
and definitely not cute.

So i googled all stuffs about it….and came across many websites..and here is what is a result of my disgust towards pouting and the the funny side of those FUGLY DuckFaces that need to have a reality check….

Definition of a DuckLip:
you know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?

you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird half-kissy-face to make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips , a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?

it’s called “duckface.”

because, you know, it makes you look like a duck

Also its now the strange disease that is sweeping the web at an alarming rate!

DuckFace is that retarded look that girls make with their lipspuckered out. They look stupid but so many girls pose that way.

But why, why they would do that? Its so ridiculous it hurts people’s eyes…

lots of dudes like a girl with full, pouty, sexy lips……but when they look like a buffalo carp that’s been punched in the the mouth repeatedly; not so much.

Another example that modern girls have way too much time to waste in theirs hands!

BTW, hope you like ducks? 🙂
😛
And you know what? There’s even an anti-duck face website !

Pouting girls go get a reality check…
Because u do NOT look like Angelina Jolie.. (famous for her sexy pout)……but you do look like a fool and sort of ET Monster! LOL

Who the hell finds this attractive?

Lee Hyori- world's most beautiful lips (2011)
What-ever happened to natural beauty? Now women think they have to be fake to be beautiful.

Peace Sign Duck Lips=Awful

I don’t know why any girl thinks this pose is attractive. Do you think we get all hot and bothered for platypuses (platypi)? Is that what the duck lips thing is about? Is hot and bothered still a phrase? This type of picture brings up so many questions.

What is duck lips and a peace sign in photos?
I know I can’t be the only one who is over this. Seriously ladies, you aren’t in a gang so enough with the gang symbols or peace signs or hand gestures or whatever the hell you are doing. And the duck lips, you look stupid. I hope your face stays that way.
Those poor girls giving the duck face. They look ridiculous now and just wait in 10 years when they have awful duck face wrinkles!

Meanwhile, during my search for DuckFace whores here is an article that i came across:
Duck-lips and Desmond Morris
desmond morris
i agree that there is some truth to the human lips and the vagina. desmond morris argues (in the naked ape ) that the reason our lips are turned “inside-out”, unlike all other primates, is that our faces are meant to resemble labia in the same way a baboon’s face looks strikingly like its anus.

his book was written in 1967, however, and there are several things either out of date or missing entirely.

desmond morris was not alive to ever scrutinize Duck-lips, or Duckface .


i theorize late-night drunken-bitch photography’s addition of Duck-lips is a slutty attempt at utilizing lips to further the thought of vaginas — an extreme version of our already vaginal-esque lips– to really show you they mean business. because there is no other reason. it cannot bebecause someone actually thinks guys find that ridiculous face attractive. no guy finds it attractive. no guy .. in the male community they are dumbstruck by the idea– bewildered and worried– and none of us can decide who on earth ever told girls to start forcing their lips out like imbecilic fish in order to look hot.

i think most guys sigh when their girlfriend sends one of those pictures.

for a while, i thought these ladies were pretending to be readying a kiss– but if that’s true, it’s absolutely failed.
it just looks like you’re making spitty fart noises with your mouth.
and i have tried for the longest time to put some form of reasoning behind the obsession with the Duckface . i’ve even seen rather respectable girls doing it, and i always want to run up and smack them ask them why.

so back to desmond morris and the vagina lips.

he says our lips protrude to create a sort of face-snatch, and subliminally increase our sexual desire– thus keeping ourselves populating. so, in a drunken state, perhaps our alreadyprotruding lips are simply not enough. and perhaps, on an animal level, this is where the Duck-lips originated.

“were you thinking about my vagina? no? DUCKFACE HOW ABOUT NOW? ”

i mean, is there a reason? did zoolander do this to you? is it instinct, pop-culture, or something else entirely?(Posted by President Wishnack)

Also to add sm more to the article….
According to some anthropologists , the lips are similar in appearance to the labia because they flush red and swell when they’re aroused, a possible conscious or subconscious reason that women in many cultures make their lips even redder with lipstick.

A general consensus amongst the gossipers; when red lipstick is applied to the woman’s facial lips it creates an illusion of a wanton woman anxious for sexual fulfilment. Supposedly when the color red was worn it reminds her lovers of her fertility, it was also used to attract a new lover…….
so even though you might be sober…..you indirectly giving the male species the biological signal that you are a WHORE…all swelled up…… If you know what i mean :p

So Stop making it, because it’s
not cute!!

STOP DOING IT.

IT ISN’T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.

And now here are some hilarious pictures of DuckLips:

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